{"id":1539,"date":"2017-01-15T21:06:18","date_gmt":"2017-01-16T04:06:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hotnessrater.com\/articles\/?p=1539"},"modified":"2017-01-08T21:27:28","modified_gmt":"2017-01-09T04:27:28","slug":"polly-parsons-bounces-a-variety-of-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hotnessrater.com\/articles\/2017\/01\/15\/polly-parsons-bounces-a-variety-of-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Polly Parsons Bounces a Variety of Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A generation of Brits grew up watching <a href=\"http:\/\/hotnessrater.com\/person\/45953\/polly-parsons\">Polly Parsons<\/a> grooving in the children\u2019s show <em>Fun Song Factory<\/em>. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uJxmkQR4Hbw\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Who knew she hid all kinds of assets under those kid-friendly wardrobes? After a 3 year stint, Polly moved on to shows like <em>Genie in the House<\/em>, <em>Toonattik<\/em>, and <em>Disastrous<\/em> for Nickolodeon.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/hotnessrater.com\/picture\/1533033\/polly-parsons\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Polly Parsons\" src=\"http:\/\/img2.hotnessrater.com\/1533033\/polly-parsons.jpg?w=600&amp;h=900\" alt=\"Polly Parsons\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/hotnessrater.com\/picture\/1533048\/polly-parsons\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Polly Parsons\" src=\"http:\/\/img1.hotnessrater.com\/1533048\/polly-parsons.jpg?w=600&amp;h=900\" alt=\"Polly Parsons\" width=\"600\" height=\"900\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nWas it a conscious choice for her to go into children&#8217;s shows first in order to grow a generation of men who will carry flames for her? \u00a0Probably not but sometimes these things work out that way.<br \/>\n<a 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src=\"http:\/\/img3.hotnessrater.com\/1533026\/polly-parsons.jpg?w=600&amp;h=900\" alt=\"Polly Parsons\" width=\"413\" height=\"620\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hotnessrater.com\/picture\/1533121\/polly-parsons\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Polly Parsons\" src=\"http:\/\/img2.hotnessrater.com\/1533121\/polly-parsons.jpg?w=600&amp;h=900\" alt=\"Polly Parsons\" width=\"600\" height=\"820\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hotnessrater.com\/picture\/1533139\/polly-parsons\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Polly Parsons\" src=\"http:\/\/img4.hotnessrater.com\/1533139\/polly-parsons.jpg?w=600&amp;h=900\" alt=\"Polly Parsons\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hotnessrater.com\/picture\/1533084\/polly-parsons\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Polly Parsons\" 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Who knew she hid all kinds of assets under those kid-friendly wardrobes? After a 3 year stint, Polly moved on to shows like Genie in the House, Toonattik, and Disastrous for Nickolodeon. 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