Let's play would you rather!

[x0xLikeMex0x]

So I'm sure you have heard of this game before.
Basically you have to choose between 2 options. In order this game could continue "itself", when you choose, you come up with a new would you rather question. The crazier the questions are, the better.
So it goes like:
1st person: question
2nd person: answer + question
3rd person: answer + question
... and so on.

I'll start.

Would you rather have feet for arms or boobs for eyebrows?

 

[17emilyhalko]

I need arms to be able to play the piano...
I would say that I would choose boobs for eyebrows. Who doesn't love more boobs? Haha

Would you rather hot glue your hand to your mouth, or your elbow to your knee?

 

[Tickleyourg4me2]

Would you rather have a tiny penis or ahuge dick?​