This amazing ‘cave of wonders’ can give you either great and intense pleasure or disturbing pain (and even a junior). It is an awesome part of the body that always leaves awe not just to us men, but also to them who owns it.
This is the thing that binds and rules ’em all… That sounded like the One Ring from LOTR, eh? Also, it looks a lot like Sauron’s eyes without the flames. This pleasure giver is the ultimate world controller. Because behind every successful man is a juicy, wet, you know…
That sounded like the One Ring from LOTR, eh? Also, it looks a lot like Sauron’s eyes without the flames. This pleasure giver is the ultimate world controller. Because behind every successful man is a juicy, wet, you know…
This pleasure giver is the ultimate world controller. Because behind every successful man is a juicy, wet, you know…
Wait! Hold up! You gotta’ learn these first…
But how much do you know about a woman’s downstairs? That seriously impressive thing that you always think about? You lick, suck, and f*ck but do you really know how it works? How to take care of it? How to tell one from the other (this one, we’ll get to later)? How much do you really know about your partner’s gem?
Read on for all the fascinating facts.
1. It is Self-Sufficient.
Self-supporting like a part-time stripper, part-time kindergarten teacher.
The vagina is self-sufficient and doesn’t really need those advertised feminine washes (they only increase the risk of irritation and bacterial and yeast infection). It is PH balanced. It cleans itself. It’s like it has a life of its own. Your partner should just stick to regular soap and water (a mouth has, actually, more germs than the V so a good washing would be best after a great muff diving). Let their downstairs do their own thing. The (would be) smell worries you? Read on, mate.
2. A vagina should smell like a vagina. If it smells bad, that’s an unhealthy one (with yeast or bacterial infection). Don’t believe the ads promising that it will make it smell like heaven. That product you’re eyeing may only cause it to smell worse. Also, although there’s not much research on this, (but) your partner’s diet may somehow affect the smell. Scent vary a lot during ovulation so something musky like garlic or onion can cause a scent variation.
A V should smell like a V, and that’s heavenly enough for us.
If it smells bad, that’s an unhealthy one (with yeast or bacterial infection). Don’t believe the products that promise it will make it smell like heaven. That product you’re eyeing may only cause it to smell worse. Also, although there’s not much research on this, (but) your partner’s diet may somehow affect the smell. Scent vary a lot during ovulation so something musky like garlic or onion can cause a scent variation.
3. Her V is as powerful as a crocodile’s jaw.
Not really but it is quite strong. It can handle intense orgasms (there are 4 types and we’ll get to that later) and it expands. It does that during sex, then changing partners (to bigger ones), and don’t forget… Babies come out from there. Ever wonder why when you’re using your finger (or inserting a tampon) it seems kinda’ shallow but it can take the whole mass of a gifted guy after? It seems to have size accommodating powers… There’s a name for that according to downstair’s experts and that is ‘Vaginal tenting’. Vaginal tenting is when the vagina (two-thirds of it) increases in length and width when aroused.
Croc’s jaws eh.
Not really but it is quite strong. It can handle intense orgasms (there are 4 types and we’ll get to that later) and it expands. It does that during sex, then changing partners (to bigger ones), and don’t forget, babies come out from there. Ever wonder why when you’re using your finger (or inserting a tampon) it seems kinda’ shallow but it can take the whole mass of a your member after? It seems to have ‘size accommodating’ powers… And there’s a name for that, according to downstair’s experts, and that is ‘Vaginal tenting’. Vaginal tenting is when the vagina (two-thirds of it) increases in length and width when aroused.
4. The Clitoris is just the tip of the iceberg.
Like the apple… Small but big on nutrition!
Yup, that little bit of flesh goes waaay deeper and has more nerve endings than anywhere else on the body. You see, underneath the little nub is a shaft. The shaft then forks to each side of the V (There’s a Y inside the V. *giggles*) then down to her sit bones. That internal clitoris that separates into two legs is called the ‘crua’. When something moves inside the V, these legs scissor back and forth. Causing a quite throbbing feeling to what is in the middle. Now, what sits in the middle of that Y is a spongy tissue that most of us believe is where the G-spot is located! Always remember to put a pillow under her pelvis during the missionary and rub against that… no need to continue here. You know what’s gonna’ happen. Oh, by the way, girls also get erections, too. The clitoris, like our penises, also has a pair of ‘corpus cavernosa’ inside of it. Yup, those are the culprit for giving us embarrassing woods in awkward situations like when we’re doing work presentations.
Oh, by the way, girls also get erections, too. The clitoris, like our penises, also has a pair of ‘corpus ‘cavernosa’ inside of it. Yup, those are the culprit that gives us embarrassing woods in awkward situations like when we’re doing work presentations.
5. They beat our penises 4 to 1.
It is always glammed.
The V allows for different types of pleasure. We, the guys, only have one type of orgasm. We can amplify that with weed, though, but that’s it. Only one! The vagina is pleasure-packed and a gal can have either clitoral, vaginal, blended, and multiple orgasms.
6. It has a monthly reminder.
You should check if it’s ‘extra slippery’.
An alarm clock for couples as it tells you when it’s baby making time. The vajayjay will let you know when it’s the optimal time to get pregnant. How? Through its natural lubricant… Vaginal lubrication is one of the first signs of vasocongestion or the rush of blood from arousal. The cervical mucus during ovulation is clear, stretchy, and is quite rubbery. When a woman is ovulating, she gets wetter. But that has nothing to do with how horny she is. During this time, the V just gets really wet even when the woman is not in the mood (at all).
This can also serve as a warning sign, folks. You know damn well what we mean.
7. How to tell one from the other.
Well, vaginas are like the X-Men. None is created like the other. There’s just no such thing as a normal vagina nor there is a benchmark for performance (wetness, ability to be controlled, etc.) and looks. They come in all shapes and sizes – (hey, this could be in another article!) from the vulva to the labia (minora, majora). There’s just no perfect vagina (nor and inferior one) and not all are created equal. Sure there are those with bigger clitorises / or the distance between the clitoris and the vaginal opening differ / or different wingspan of the labia minora…
They are all equally special, is what we’re saying!!!
We know what you’re thinking now…
How about twins like the Davalos (Camila and Mariana) Twins? They’re identical. Are their Vs also identical?
Again, not all Vs are created equal. Some may look the same but we’re certain that upon a closer inspection, they’re not. We just don’t know how different (or similar) they are and there’s no way of finding out. One thing is for sure, though…
VAGINAS ARE ALL VERTICAL!
If (ever) you see one that is horizontal, please…
Messages us.
P.S. If you like the girls on this article, just click on their pics and you will be directed to see more of them.