Keira Knightley Is Back On Our Radar!

Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley’s return to ‘Pirates Of The Carribean: Dead Men Tell No Tales’ awakened something in us.  Her role is nothing more than a cameo but her presence brought back a lot.  No, not about that string of movies about pirates (with Johnny Depp and Legolas) but what we looked at and fantasized about in the mid-2000s while doing something with our right hands (left, for some of you).

Do we really need an introduction about who Keira Knightley is?  We don’t think so, really, as we all know her…  We’ve seen a lot of her movies, thought about her and Natalie Portman (Guys, you know that those two together is always better than just each of ’em alone.  You know what we mean here, right?)  I know I paused a scene in the movie, The Hole (2001) a thousand times (yes, the movie where she flashed), and… my point is, we know her.  That’s just it!  She’s famous for her celestial beauty.

Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley

She’s 32 now but dang!!!  She looks like she’s still in her early 20s.
You know the thing we like about Keira is the mystery.  What mystery, you ask?  Well, she’s not like the girls we usually feature here.  She leaves a lot to the imagination.  She doesn’t just Instagram her ass or snap chat cleavage…  She’s covered, not just with clothes but with self-respect.  And (sometimes) we love that.   We long for that.  The more we don’t know, the more curious we are, right?

Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley

She has a topless pic.  Yup, only one (and it should be declared a national treasure, don’t you think?) and the screenshot from the movie, The Hole, where she flashed is not counted.

Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley

Oh, and with Keira, she just looks like she smells heavenly 24/7.  I mean, does she even have morning breath like the rest of us?

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