Inked and oozing with sexiness. Miss Tina Louise may look a little intimidating (at first) but we all can look past that once she shows more of her skin. I mean, the sex appeal just overflows and… Yeah, it’s overwhelming. See? And the longer you look, the more desirable she gets. Yup, her hotness can totally make […]
“Ah, finally…” You say? Yup, we apologize for not featuring her in the previous years. You see, she’s already a treasure and a household name (to the hotness hunters)… And we really didn’t think she would need another feature… I remember the first time I saw Keeley Hazell‘s pictures. It wowed me to the point […]
Welcome to another of our Timeless Tuesday feature. This time, we’re going to show you lots of legs. Yup, legs whose attractiveness can surpass time. Yes, people, Adriana Karembeu‘s long legs will still be attractive in the year 2020 (Editor note: that’s only 1 year away). Oh, and people would still look back to it […]
This timeless babe is guaranteed to give you a hard on… And yes, that is with only one glimpse of her picture. One, I’m telling you. Oh, you don’t believe? Here you go… Goddamn, right?! The shape of that body tell you but one thing… And that is it’s made for banging and a whole […]
An overly seductive face and a badass body. What more can you ask for? Well, maybe the courage to approach Elena Belle and ask her out. Yup, that’s it. But let’s go back to her looks instead of that weak ass heart of yours… Look at that fine piece of fine, fine work of art… Yup, […]
So pretty and so… ugh extremely hot!!! Sara Louse Harris is the type I’ve been dreaming about since I was 14. No, 13. Yup, since the time I’ve learned to play with junior. Oh, and she is the one I have been waiting for my entire life! If I’m given two wishes, I’d wish for her […]
Lauren Mellor is without a doubt, one of the hottest models nay women out there. She is a package of hotness, really. Her eyes, her entire face actually is like Medusa’s. No, not monstrous but she can turn you into stone… starting with your (you know what I mean by this, don’t you?)… Her gorgeous […]
Marisa Miller is without a doubt, one of the hottest women on the planet. Her hotness is enough to cause a complete traffic standstill. No kidding. Just take a good long ogle at one of her pictures… See? Now that’s what we call a Timeless Hottie! Yup, her beauty can stand the tests of time… […]
The right words to describe this hottie are just so elusive. I mean, right at this very moment, I am having trouble coming up with a proper Danielle Sharp introduction. Really… This woman, dear readers, possesses a hotness that is guaranteed to make look for more of her pics. Yup, because one is just a […]
Oh, she looks like royalty. No really, to us, she does. I mean, that rich girl, sophisticated look… Man, we’ve been crushing on her for like the longest time. Oh, and that hotness of hers sure belongs to a pedestal. Cora Skinner, readers, will surely be the subject of your fantasies for a couple of […]
Oh, this babe just sizzles. She’s like a geyser in Utah… Only she’s hotter and once she’s in room, she’ll make it feel like your in a desert. Yup, that’s Gemma Lee Farrell. A steamy hottie who makes everything sizzle. And wouldn’t you agree? I mean, check out her body… Ah yes, that is something […]
Pretty and at the same time… a certified hottie. Nadia Forde‘s super hot, next door neighbor look is what we always look out for. Yup, in every place… May it be the beach or the mall or even at 7-11. We make good use of our peripheral vision. We watch, like a total creep, in […]
Jorgie Porter is just… Oh man, oh man… We don’t really know if it can get any hotter than this. It probably could but oh… Okay, I am quite speechless. My brain here is kind of lost for words. The part of me that’s focused right now is the one below my beer belly. Dear […]
As hot as the noon sun on Mad Max: Fury Road… Man, this timeless babe is someone you’d remember for the rest of your horny days. Yup, Holly Weber is so hot, she’d be forever etched in that fantasy bank of yours. Every time you need a… you know (even subconsciously) she’ll retrieve herself and […]
A classic! Her blonde bombshell beauty is what one can call classic. Just look at Elle Johnson. It’s 3 beautiful babes from the 90s, 2000, and this decade rolled into one. That Baywatch body, the next-door-neighbor Instagram beauty… A marvel to behold and a joy to fantasize. Elle will totally zone you out. One look […]